You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Work. Buy. Consume. Die.
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Women need reasons for sex, man need just a place for sex.
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Women are probably the only reason why I'm still heterosexual.
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Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't..
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Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?
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Why did the Mafia kill Einstein? He knew too much.
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.
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Who needs hits when you can live on a fantasy of getting them?
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While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your o..
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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
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When you kill one, it is a tragedy, but when you kill one million, it is ..
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When everything else fails, read the instructions.
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What do you fill your time between girls with? Other girls.
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Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programme..
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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the..
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We must defend our own privacy if we expect to have any.
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We don't believe in miracles we rely upon them.
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War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
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Truth stands when the world is burning down.
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Today is a good day to die.
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