Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.
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Help wanted from telepath: You know where to apply.
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He/She who laughs last thinks slowest.
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He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it.
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He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give m..
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He who endures, Conquers.
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
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Hacking is just like sex. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left ..
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Guys are like buses... another one will be along in 5 minutes.
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Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
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God must love stupid people because he made so many of them.
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God is real, unless declared integer!
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Girls are like domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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From ashes to ashes, from dust to dust.
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From all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Friends help you move, Real friends help you move bodies.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Failure is not getting knocked down; failure is when you don't get b..
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Excuses are for the weak.
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Excuse me. You've mistaken me for someone who cares.
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Either your growing or your just dying.
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