I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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I don't necessarily agree with my own opinion.
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I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.
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Hvaležen sem vsem tistim, ki so me zavrnili. Zaradi njih sem zadevo oprav..
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.
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Help wanted from telepath: You know where to apply.
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He/She who laughs last thinks slowest.
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He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it.
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He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give m..
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He who endures, Conquers.
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
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Hacking is just like sex. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left ..
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Guys are like buses... another one will be along in 5 minutes.
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Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
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God must love stupid people because he made so many of them.
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God is real, unless declared integer!
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Globoko v vsaki duši je čistost srca. Vzemi si čas in jo išči, dokler je ..
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Glej daleč! In ko misliš, da gledaš daleč, glej še dlje!
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Girls are like domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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Ko izgubiš upanje, ostane še ena pot ... upanje.
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From ashes to ashes, from dust to dust.
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